<Gonna do this on my own...>
Thursday, March 31, 2005
「 invaded it on 9:17 AM 」

Im stuck at home.... tryin to wait for the sms or call to go down for interview. -.-"
juz been lazin literally... i watched ma ass off 51 episodes of an anime for 4 days flat... played PS2 till 12 midnite frm 5pm daily.. yeah tats it...

my cousin's gon be done with his university exams nxt tuesday. we mite go down to KL for a 3 day holiday shopping trip for the usual games and stuff. oh yea, i bought a punching bag frm Liang Seng. Wid the hooks and chains, cost ard 250 bucks. It was better than 350 bucks, buying frm the muay thai manager. She said cannot get punchin bag here, need to order. bullshit, she was tryin to make a profit.

im going out now for a jog ard ma neighbourhood. see wad r the things goin on...



Monday, March 28, 2005
「 invaded it on 9:56 PM 」

jokes from the April issue of Readers Digest! (yes im bored...)

1. 3 men were sitting in the waiting room of a hospital. A nurse walks over to the first one and says: "Congrats! You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence," he says. "I work for Twin Towers Bank."
A while later, the nurse comes out to congratulate the second man. "You're the father of triplets!," she tells him.
"Funny," the new dad replies. "I work for AAA."
The third expectant father jumps up with a look of horror on his face. He quickly runs for the door.
"Sir, where are you going?" the nurse calls out.
He yells "I work for 10,000 Auto Parts!" ~.^

2. Working on a new trick, a magician turned his wife into a couch and his kids into chairs. But he couldnt find a way to turn them back.
What have I done? How can I turn them back?!! he wondered.
Out of ideas, he loaded his family into his van and rushed to the hospital. He explained the situation, and his family was whisked off to surgery.
Hours later, the surgeon comes out...
"How are they?" the magician asked.
"Comfortable" ^^

3. 2 friends were on a plane to Rome on a holiday. An hour into the trip, the flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "The pilot has just informed that we've lost an engine. Don't panic, we have 3 engines left and we'll just be an hour late upon arrival."
About another hour into the flight, she made another announcement. "We've lost another engine. Don't worry. We still have 2 more but we'll be another hour late."
One guy turned to his friend and said: "Man, if we lose the other 2 engines, we'll be up here all day." XD

4. Lonely and desperate for some female company, a frog rings up the psychic hotline to find out what his future holds.
His personal advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young gal who will want to know EVERYTHING about you."
The frog is thrilled and asks, "This is fantastic! Where will I meet her? At work? At a party?!"
"Nope," says the psychic. "In a biology class." XP



Sunday, March 27, 2005
「 invaded it on 11:08 AM 」

'You cannot gain something without trading something. And whatever u trade, it must be of equal value. This is the law of equalivent trade'

An interesting principle from the anime, FullMetal Alchemist.

This law is asking for something in return. If u give me something, I muz return u something as well. But watever it is, it muz be of equal value.
So....

If I trade u my homework, u muz trade me your homework.
If you lied to me, you muz do equal to do that of lying.
......

Well I tell ya. My laws says to be a GIVER, and not a TAKER.
now back to watching FMA!!



Thursday, March 24, 2005
「 invaded it on 10:42 AM 」

its the end of the road... and a new one opens. Todae is the final day so u wud say. Like I do evry yr, i always make a reflection on wad had happened and to look at where was good and where was bad.

When I look back at June 04, I was pretty nervous and excited. More nervous than excited. Cos Poly to me was going to an institute where I'll meet the 'whole of Singapore'. Not like JC, where you're limited to meeting Spore. Wad kinda pple I wud meet? Or wad wud be the challenges poly would give? Nervous as hell, orientation day came and went, and it was the 1st day of poly life.
And I haf never looked back.. Bcos in all honesty, poly has opened my eyes further.
I've realised that there are many pple who are less fortunate than me. Some haf to work to pay their school fees. I've realised how hard it tis to get where u are. I've witnessed many types of pple whom I haf never seen in my sec school yrs. I've realised that poly isnt wad i tot it wud be. Laidback, carefree and taking it easy. nahh.. it does haf its stress, after experiencing unmeetable deadlines in my first year.
But above all, I confidently say that yr 1 has prepared me for yr 2. I couldnt haf done it by maself, but of course wid the pple around me, who haf in a way, made me broaden ma mind and eyes. Tis something that I would alwys carry through and nvr forget.
To ma class T101/106, it has been sorta a rough yr. we all know wad they were, the bad times and the happie times. well as we go our separate ways, let us juz remember the experiences we had and hope that we wont let our past mistakes be repeated. Its also been a fun yr, in its own way. Thnx u guyz, and may God be with u all in evry step of the way.

yeah... and tats ma reflection...
*sigh* evrythin's goin so fast



Monday, March 21, 2005
「 invaded it on 11:42 AM 」

I did a comparison.

Beginning of 2004 - JC pple start sch.
Feb 2004 - O levels release
Post 0 level - JC pple still sch. Poly pple wait till June
End 2004 - JC Yr 1 finish. Poly pple end 1st SEM
Beginning of 2005 - JC start Yr 2. Poly into 2nd sem.
March 2005 - Poly finish Yr1.
June 2005 - Poly start Yr 2
End 2005 - JC end for teh pple. Poly finish yr 2 1st sem. (or start 2nd sem)
Mid 2007 - Poly graduate.

so u see, we onli graduate 2 yrs later frm the JC pple in our batch.
Call this fair MOE?
Plus, when we haf our hols, they dun. When they haf, we dun. So u see, some families haf sons/daughters. One in JC, one in poly. Lets say they wan go on hol, but they cant. Cos their children's schedule clash. Fair?
Oh and how come poly haf to pay the full bus fare? we haf shit like concession card, mrt and bus concession? why dun JC haf? juz bcos they're not tertiary? or maybe its bcos they still haf the uniform thing, therefore makin em like sec sch students....

2006 they say they will make poly and JC coincide. lets hope so.



Friday, March 18, 2005
「 invaded it on 11:30 AM 」

I want you to know that u juz gotta haf faith. Juz give her the time that she needs. Pray those lines that I told you to. Faith is something that you believe in but u cant see. Like u said, it tis an interesting concept. But faith is a powerful tool. Haf it.

And, dun put urself down. Yes, we will do that when we are depressed or unhappie, but wads most impt is how long we take to stand on our 2 feet again. Only we ourselves can make it happen. Not others. Its time to take things seriously budd. Search for ur burning spark within u, and when u do find it, u will clear the shroud thats been keepin u down. Think positively and dun let others affect u. Who noes, u cud be the lil percentage that may work. Dun give up hope.

Im not upset bout wad happened either. Im veri much surprised but at the same time, Im happie for the both of u. She's got someone tats able to love her, to care, to protect and a shoulder to cry on. Its no worries at all. I can put ma mind at ease. It is ur first rship no doubt. Take things slowly, and given the situation, its best to. Dun rush or anything, keep it cool.
When she comes out of it, she'll find that u've been very patient. it tis worth it.

Remember man, budds and frens stick together. u were there for me, now help is here wid ya.



Thursday, March 17, 2005
「 invaded it on 1:23 PM 」

im rite here in Neptune room on Lvl 3. gab me and jx typin' furiously on laptops. Jx asks Gabby about something. So gab turns ard to talk to him. suddenly, theres this rumblin noise. I tot it was JX's rocking of the chair, but then...

He said: "Sorry..."

U figure out the rest.

*gets out of the room*



Tuesday, March 15, 2005
「 invaded it on 6:15 PM 」

yea, i cudnt believe it... My instructor asked me for a double shin kick to the pads, so i whammed as hard. Then a high kick with my left foot. Grittin, I whammed... but then i felt shortness of breath, dried mouth and wheezing.. asthma attack!

it was ma veri first durin my muay thai class, had to tell the teacher that it is a controlled condition and tat i always carry my inhaler around. Funny though, i haf never suffered an attack. then i noticed all my lessons were in the cool evening. so the hot sunday 32 degrees weather could haf aggravated it... *sigh* been quite a while since i had to use the inhaler..

anyway, i've decided tat i wun be going into the advance course. I talked to one of the lvl 3 pple tat I knew. He said that they haf to buy groin guard and mouthguard, which probably means its sparring in lvl3. they haf more techniques of course, but trainin is much tougher. A jog around the CC, probably 100 kicks both legs and 10 mins of non stop padwork...
yea the new techniques stuff may be tempting, but the total cost of the course is 360 bucks spread over 16 lessons, 2 hrs per lesson. it'll probably be more since i will haf to get groin and mouth guards. and ma mom was realli reluctant to lemme carry on to lvl2... so she reasoned, she will use that money to get me the pads and punchin bag. tat way, i will still be able to train for a long term.

not such a bad idea... only thing that i heard Liang Seng is closed down.



Saturday, March 12, 2005
「 invaded it on 11:02 AM 」

Ok, so there's the gameshop all the way at Bencoolen Street. A lil shop situauted at the corner. Not exactly well hidden but they hid the pirated games well...

So bought the following
1) Tekken 5
2) Winning Eleven 8
3) XenoSaga Ep.2
4) Devil May Cry 3
5) Dyansty Warriors 5

the only game tat doesnt work is... winnin eleven 8. i noe a certain person will startin laughin at me now. haha. but anyway, these games will keep me busy for a very very long time.

does anyone still remember Daphny Khoo? yea, that bubbly girl, or however u put it. well i was at ma cell grp, and one of ma cell grp members told us that she's organising a mini concert at St Luke's and tat Daphny is gon be there.
Immediately, ma cell grp member nxt to me, SPASMED when she heard her name.
'Daphny Khoo, Daphny Khoo!! OH OH OH..." then she turned out ard to see a freaked out expression from me...

on a high note, MARKETING is finally over!!!! well, cept' fo the exam.. anyhow, yr 1 is endinng. fast aint it?



Wednesday, March 09, 2005
「 invaded it on 7:39 PM 」

1) Tekken5
2) Devil May Cry 3
3) Xenosaga Ep. 2
4) Dynasty Warriors 5

Daymn shop at beauty world, I tink, has been raided. and i made hubert go all the way to holland v to check out those games for me. there wasnt any. instead, when the auntie saw him, they immediately went up to him, point at an original game and said: "98 dollas." -.-

looks like i haf to go Malaysia. cos there is no way i'll spent 90 over dollas for one game.



the team is full of quality players, but bcos of their shitass manager who has an attitude problem, i hate them this season and probably for next season if they go on to win the title...
bloody hell, y lady luck smilin on em? can freakin beat Barca, while Man U go crashin out of the tourny.. argh.. its last season all over again..

and the whole time i was shouting and cursin Milan's demons for being everywhere. ma mom came in and asked me to shut up as it was only 7.30am in the mornin... i didnt care. Being a football fan has their pluses, one of which is that u can behave as if u were in the stadium for a pure 90 mins. after tat, its back to normal life, bcos ultimately, the score on the screen CANNOT be changed. so if ma mom were to understand that...
i also need to realise that sumtimes i haf to be realistic. like some pple haf told me u muz look at it from diff. angles. cannot be so hot blooded until go become a real gungho fan..

aiiee.. im rueing over Man U's loss... aiyah cant do no shit... but ok, i cant do nuthin.
but if i were Rooney, Ronaldo or any of the players on the pitch, i wont shake any of Milan's hands. bcos it was a frustrating nite of missed opportunities. u only haf to blame urself for wastin them and waitin for another season to try and chase the championship...

im gonna go brush ma teeth and try to calm down






Sunday, March 06, 2005
「 invaded it on 8:15 PM 」

Woke up at 7.45am, washed up, breakfast and then me, ma bro and ma dad went to Republic Poly for a footie tournament organised by a church... one of our frens had registered us under the name 'Big Fish' weird name huh? XD. haha but anyway, we expected to be back home in the early afternoon to rest and go down @ 5pm to SMU to haf the regular sunday game.

Wudnt ya like to noe that by 5pm, we were in the FINALS!!! and we WON!!! haha, my first gold medal in my life, and it had came from my favourite sport. nothin better to end the day in a winning mood.. but rite now, im steaming. literally. o.o
oh and the prize was a hamper wid 'No Crap No Junk' lightish blue band and whole loads of snacks.. i kopped the whole packet of prawn ring balls XP.

but rite now, im feelin badd that i had promised sumthin but i didnt commit it... ><.
oh and tomolo, after the IAC presentation at 10, its HOME!! no more marketin lecture...



Friday, March 04, 2005
「 invaded it on 9:42 AM 」

i list down...

1) Viewing gallery at changi airport
2) Esplanade at nite
3) Clarke Quay at nite too
4) Sentosa beaches
5) Orchard Rd, day and nite
6) The Zoo
7) Bird Park
...
..

errr.. does anyone noe more places like dese? heh



Tuesday, March 01, 2005
「 invaded it on 11:07 PM 」

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules![Please note: these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!]

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.See a doctor.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days..

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -to give them a bigger laugh!!

haha.. take notice gals ~.^