<Gonna do this on my own...>

Monday, March 28, 2005

jokes from the April issue of Readers Digest! (yes im bored...)

1. 3 men were sitting in the waiting room of a hospital. A nurse walks over to the first one and says: "Congrats! You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence," he says. "I work for Twin Towers Bank."
A while later, the nurse comes out to congratulate the second man. "You're the father of triplets!," she tells him.
"Funny," the new dad replies. "I work for AAA."
The third expectant father jumps up with a look of horror on his face. He quickly runs for the door.
"Sir, where are you going?" the nurse calls out.
He yells "I work for 10,000 Auto Parts!" ~.^

2. Working on a new trick, a magician turned his wife into a couch and his kids into chairs. But he couldnt find a way to turn them back.
What have I done? How can I turn them back?!! he wondered.
Out of ideas, he loaded his family into his van and rushed to the hospital. He explained the situation, and his family was whisked off to surgery.
Hours later, the surgeon comes out...
"How are they?" the magician asked.
"Comfortable" ^^

3. 2 friends were on a plane to Rome on a holiday. An hour into the trip, the flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "The pilot has just informed that we've lost an engine. Don't panic, we have 3 engines left and we'll just be an hour late upon arrival."
About another hour into the flight, she made another announcement. "We've lost another engine. Don't worry. We still have 2 more but we'll be another hour late."
One guy turned to his friend and said: "Man, if we lose the other 2 engines, we'll be up here all day." XD

4. Lonely and desperate for some female company, a frog rings up the psychic hotline to find out what his future holds.
His personal advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young gal who will want to know EVERYTHING about you."
The frog is thrilled and asks, "This is fantastic! Where will I meet her? At work? At a party?!"
"Nope," says the psychic. "In a biology class." XP