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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

office quirks part 2.

(following dialogue has been translated bcos i cant remembered what they said word for word in Chinese)

Scene: 8 people going for lunch. 2 grps of 4 into 2 cars...

Colleague 1: Hey Julian, they chase u to come with us?

Me: No la.. 4-4, so i come with you guys.

Colleague 2: Oh ok... sit in front. She likes to talk to you *points to Colleague 3*

Me: hmmm ok...

*all get into car and ready to drive off...*
*other colleague's car comes into view*

Colleague 3: Hehehe..

*purposely drives onto path of other car...
... and stops*
*silence for 2 seconds*

*car 2 honks loudly, with laughing colleagues inside*

Colleague 1: AIYAH GO ALREADY LA!!

Colleague 3: hehehehhe....

*drives off...*

Scene 2: Driving back from lunch..

Colleague 2: Hey hurry up, Alex jus called me. Meeting changed to 2.30...

Colleague 3: Ok ok... eh it's them!

*peers into rearview mirror to see other colleague's car*

Colleague 1: You gonna race ah?

Colleague 3: YEAH!

Me: ............. *wonders why I'm in the front seat*

*our car overtakes them and soon arrive at a traffic junction. Red light signal*
*other colleague's car arrives just behind us*

Colleague 2: Eh stop playing already...

Colleague 3: Aiyah, u won't be late one...

*other colleague's car honks again*

Colleague 3: I wonder whether I can do this... *grin*

*looks at rear view mirror and points middle finger*
*red light has changed to green light*
*colleague 3 has not noticed*

Colleague 2: HEY CHANGE LIGHT ALREADY!!!

Colleague 3: OH SHIT!

*other colleague's car honks as our car starts moving*

Colleague 1: Next time, im not sitting in your car..

Me: Yeah me too..

stay tuned for more office quirks xD